I am king of Buttsalot

May 25

arseniks:

Im not sorry

arseniks:

Im not sorry

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miyuki-tan:

I got a new top yesterday so I came up with a co-ordinate for it. I would of taken a picture of me in it but I look a mess (*´・v・)

miyuki-tan:

I got a new top yesterday so I came up with a co-ordinate for it. I would of taken a picture of me in it but I look a mess (*´・v・)

(via usagi-chocolatechips)

dan-will-make-you-howell:

do you ever stop and realise that there are people out there who have full time jobs working at club penguin

(via heir-of-breasts)

g0ne-blotto:

since gay people call themselves flaming homosexuals can pansexual people call themselves frying pansexuals because not only is it like flaming homosexuals but we also have the benefit of a play on words

(Source: ap0the0sis, via undyingumbra)

thedoctors-steampowered-hunter:

f4lconpunch:

deanleysen:

These commercials would be so much better if they left them in.

HAHAHA WTF MINDFUCK

Lets talk about how their official title is “Green Ninja’s”

thedoctors-steampowered-hunter:

f4lconpunch:

deanleysen:

These commercials would be so much better if they left them in.

HAHAHA WTF MINDFUCK

Lets talk about how their official title is “Green Ninja’s”

(Source: epic-humor, via wannaknowhowigotthesescars)

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g0hard-0r-gohome:

promo4homo:

this gif is the only things that matters in life

AHAHAHA

g0hard-0r-gohome:

promo4homo:

this gif is the only things that matters in life

AHAHAHA

(Source: kim-jong-healthy, via mollyiswideawake)

boosprite:

OMG I FORGOT TO SHARE THIS STorRY

so i was drunk last night and we walked to mcdonalds and for some reason I thought the coffee was called a mcdouble (cause at tim hortons the coffee i get is called a doubledouble)

AND I WAS SO FUCKING CONFUSED WHEN THEY HANDED ME A HAMBURGER

THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANTED

i just looked at it and went THIS IS NOT A COFFEE???

and the guy just looked at me and went “no its not”

it was the most confusing point of my drunk life

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